MCUNION REGULATORY BOARD12/05/25(Thu)09:15:00 No.69420666▶BREAKING: EU fines Elon's X €120M for "deceptive blue checks"
$MCUNION
POV: You just got hit with a €120 million fine for selling blue checkmarks
>be elon
>charge $8 for blue checkmarks
>EU says it's "deceptive design"
>get fined €120M under Digital Services Act
>mfw McDonald's charges €8 for Big Mac
>EU thinks that's fine
>realize EU is basically McDonald's now
>McUnion.png
>regulatory_overreach_intensifies
what is mcunion?
it's beautiful chaos. the EU just fined Elon Musk's X platform €120 million for "deceptive blue checkmarks" under their new Digital Services Act. meanwhile McDonald's operates in every EU country with zero fines. so we combined them. McUnion = McDonald's golden arches + EU regulatory stars. celebrating bureaucratic absurdity. commemorating the first DSA fine in history. honoring €120M in regulatory overreach. when €8 blue checks are illegal but €8 Big Macs aren't, you know something's off.
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Anonymous12/05/25(Thu)11:45:00 No.69420777▶
/biz/ - EU REGULATORY ABSURDITY GENERAL
SURVIVING EU REGULATIONS
€200M
€150M
€100M
€50M
€0
2023
Investigation
Violations
Dec 2025
€120M Fine
INVESTIGATION STARTS
EU launches 2-year probe into X's blue checkmarks under Digital Services Act
VIOLATIONS FOUND
Deceptive design, poor ad transparency, no researcher access
€120M FINE ISSUED
First fine under DSA, Elon gets McUnion'd
THE EU VS ELON: A TIMELINE
>october 2022: elon buys twitter for $44B
introduces $8/month blue checkmarks. anyone can get verified. no more legacy verification system. EU bureaucrats already sweating.
>november 2022: EU passes Digital Services Act (DSA)
new regulations for "very large platforms." targets deceptive design, ad transparency, researcher access. basically written to fine big tech.
>december 2023-2025: investigation period
EU spends 2 years investigating X. finds blue checks "deceptive." ad repository doesn't work properly. researchers can't access data. meanwhile McDonald's operates freely.
>december 5, 2025: €120M fine drops
first fine ever under DSA. €120 million for selling blue checks. Elon has 60 days to fix checkmarks, 90 days for ad repository. McUnion is born from the absurdity.
MCUNION WISDOM
"when they fine you €120M, make a meme coin about it"
"McDonald's + EU bureaucracy = regulatory fast food"
"€8 blue checks: illegal. €8 Big Macs: perfectly legal"
"if you can't beat the regulators, become their mascot"
reviewing regulations
issuing €120M fines
eating Big Macs legally
Anonymous12/05/25(Thu)12:30:15 No.69420888
>€120M for blue checkmarks
>meanwhile EU has 27 countries with different rules
>McDonald's somehow operates in all of them
>McUnion makes more sense than the actual EU
>buying a bag immediately
Anonymous12/05/25(Thu)13:15:42 No.69421042
this is peak meme energy. the EU fines Elon for "deceptive design" on $8 blue checks but Big Macs cost the same and no one bats an eye. McUnion = regulatory absurdity meets fast food empire. golden arches surrounded by bureaucratic stars. chef's kiss.
Anonymous12/05/25(Thu)14:22:09 No.69421237
>be EU
>spend 2 years investigating X's blue checkmarks
>fine Elon €120M under Digital Services Act
>claim it's about "deceptive design"
>meanwhile McDonald's exists
>mfw someone makes McUnion coin
>actually perfect
Anonymous12/05/25(Thu)15:48:33 No.69421504
imagine being Elon. you buy Twitter for $44B. rebrand to X. charge $8 for blue checks. EU hits you with €120M fine for "deceptive design." meanwhile Ronald McDonald operates 27 EU countries with zero issues. the only logical response is McUnion token. I'm in.
Anonymous12/05/25(Thu)16:33:11 No.69421689
the timing couldn't be better. first DSA fine in history. €120M. all because blue checkmarks are "deceptive." meanwhile every ad on TV is deceptive but that's fine. McUnion perfectly captures EU regulatory theater. aped.
Anonymous12/05/25(Thu)17:12:55 No.69421887
>€120M fine for deceptive blue checks
>€0 fine for deceptive burger advertising
>EU logic
>McUnion perfectly memes this
>buying at launch
$MCUNION - I'm Regulatin' It™
commemorating the EU's first €120M Digital Services Act fine
because €8 blue checks are illegal but €8 Big Macs aren't
disclaimer: this is satire. we respect both McDonald's and the European Union. but we also think fining someone €120M for blue checkmarks while fast food exists everywhere is pretty funny.